So the next house has been vacant for months. Something about a scorpion infestation. The new guy comes in with three elderly people, one of whom is clearly the pastor at his church. It’s been 30 minutes and they’ve been hitting the walls, screaming, and asking that the fire of God consumes the neighbours.
Real church people.
I don’t know why they feel that I have anything to do with the scorpions or that I need this combustion. I’m just wondering what would happen after a few months. The walls can’t take all that many hits I’m sure. And the neighbourhood (by that I mean me) might have to file a complaint. Cos I really expecting Christian neighbours to be, you know, Christian.
All these for heaven. These neighbours are from hell!