Cows and Goats, really?!

When some people are trying to change the perception of Africa being a village and going through the trouble of writing posts like this one there’s one Felix Kiprono, a Kenyan, offering fifty cows, seventy sheep and thirty goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter of the Obamas.
WTF!
A caption read: “Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia’s hand in marriage…”
What the hell is an assorted livestock???

And he’s a lawyer, not a bushman??
This guy also dismissed the rumours making the rounds that he could be a gold-digger, adding that he and the young Obama would lead “a simple life,” and he will teach her (Malia) how to milk a cow.
Milk a cow!!!

He was gonna send a letter to Obama asking that Malia accompany him for this trip. “I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him,” he said.

My letter to the embassy:

Dear US embassy in Kenya,
Do not!
Thanks

I bet he already lost whatever remote chances he must have had of ever marrying Malia. Milk a cow, SMH.

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