God doesn’t like vegetables

I arrived at this conclusion because there is no place in the bible where the people offered sacrifices that were basically fruits and vegetables, nuts and grains. They only offered bulls, bullocks, Oxen, sheep etc.

And then when you read Genesis 4.. Let’s turn our bibles to the book of Genesis, shall we. Chapter 4. I’ll be reading from verse 3.


*Clears throat

3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the Lord.
4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the Lord had respect unto Abel and to his offering:

See that?

5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect.

What did I tell you!

. ..And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
6 And the Lord said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?

Now I wonder why God even had to ask that, it was rather obvious wasn’t it? Anyway…

7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted?

Cain obviously displeased God by bringing him such low-Carb stuff. How can the almighty, the one with all this power, eat vegetables? He needs his meat! So you see, it does seem like God doesn’t like vegetables. What’s your take though?

Wait! No wonder he put Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

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