iPhone Sex starved

Since the announcement of the release of the iPhone 6 the teeming number of iPhone freaks have gone bezerk again.
Once again we see folks do crazy stuff for the iPhone. Crazier than the last time. But asides the guys who offer their girlfriends in exchange for the phone, they’re reports — and there will be more — of ladies who will, as a result of wanting to own an iPhone 6, lose whatever little dignity they had left.
I haven’t even seen the phone, but from what I’ve read, it looks pretty much like previous versions. And it still doesn’t come with a guaranty of eternal life. It doesn’t even guaranty its screen won’t get cracked. So why the heck are all these people acting crazy?

There should be a minute silence for all the genitalia that will be getting a whamming and bamming all so an iPhone 6 ends up in their pockets. The different sex positions, the late nights, the hammering.

In the end will it all worth it?
Funny thing is, while these people are getting laid, the iPhone 7 will be announced.

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