The Illuminati: the biggest hoax of all time

We all have heard about that group of people having their beginnings in the Bavarian Illuminati, which was an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in May 1, 1776 in Ingolstadt (Upper Bavaria) as the Order of the Illuminati, with an initial membership of five. That group that was said to be permanently disbanded in 1785 and were responsible for the French Revolution and JFK’s murder amongst other terrible things.

Well, there is no evidence that the original Bavarian Illuminati survived its suppression in 1785. So its all a big fat hoax! Its just a defunct German secret society of freethinkers, humanists and Enlightenment academics, founded in 1776 and infiltrated and shut down by Bavarian authorities about a decade later.

The Illuminati is thought to control nearly every aspect of life on earth — from finance and government to religion and culture. Ah ah! Just one group of five?? And people say they are Satanist whose goal is to establish a one-world authoritarian government known as the New World Order. Chai, people can so form rubbish!

My people don’t believe all that story about emblems, logos and hand gestures supposedly used by artists, automobile companies, cartoons, movies, fashion icons and world and religous leaders. Oh, and the layout of Washington DC in the US. All na lie.
Its only a series of coincidences that make them seem real. Even the fact that they play a central role in the plots of many novels, using a mixture of historical fact, established conspiracy theory, or just pure fiction, to portray them is just for entertainment and ofcourse, to make money off our curiousity. Read ‘Angels and Demons’ by Dan Brown? See how the man took us for a ride?
They say many world leaders, past and present are related. As the picture below show.

Related ke?
These nutjobs say the Pope himself is actually a Satanist. They say he might even be the Antichrist. In fact, the whole Catholic church is just a continuation of Babylonian paganism, they say. Demons are inside the Pentagon, which is why it’s, you know, pentagonal. Lol, see people o.

But you’d ask that if it’s these right-wing Christian conspiracy, how come rappers believe in it?
Well, here’s your answer: Columbia professor, Marc Lamont Hill says that conspiracy theories are a natural response by African-Americans to their disenfranchisement: “There have always been questions and conspiracies about the structure and nature of power by African-Americans, and naturally those questions have made their way into hip-hop,” he told the Philadelphia Weekly in 2010. “[In the 1990s] people were going to black book stores… and buying books like Behold a Pale Horse… They were talking about the Illuminati and the Rothschilds and Bilderbergs.”

Blacks should grow up jare. And y’all should drop this illuminati nonsense!

Anyway, if you’re still interested in this nonsense, i got a list of structures, monuments and artworks they say is Illuminati-inspired. All these countries partaking in this big lie. Who are they fooling?

*The Georgia Guidestones, whose mysterious builders left frightening messages in granite demanding that some six billion inhabitants of planet earth be eliminated to achieve “perpetual balance with nature.”

*The Great American Pyramid, newly erected in Memphis, Tennessee

*The odd “Stonehenge” structure in California which serves as the entrance to an Apple Computer Corp. facility. And why did the company’s founders price their first product, the Apple 1 computer, at exactly $666?

*Astana, Kazakhstan, gleaming new occult City of the Illuminati. Is this city slated to become the antichrist’s futuristic, new capital and global headquarters?

*The erotic 555-foot tall Sex Goddess statue proposed by a well-known architect for Houston, Texas, alleged to closely resemble an existing witchcraft statue on display in England.

*Rockefeller’s Golden Boy sculpture on display at the fountain outside the Rockefeller Center in New York City, and the scandalous, nude Egyptian Rockette dancing girls carved on an exterior wall.

*The pyramidal “Tomb of Mausolus” atop Rockefeller’s Standard Oil building, a replica of one of the “Seven Ancient Wonders of the World.”

*Sandusky, Ohio, a city laid out in the form of a Masonic square and compass, home to the company that operates “The Beast,” the world’s largest wooden rollercoaster, which boasts three 6-car trains, numerologically 666.

*Two buildings in America’s heartland designed in the shape of the Nazi swastika.

*The “Black Widow” sculpture in Copenhagen, Denmark and the mindboggling, monumental Nazcan drawing of a 150-feet large spider in chalk in the wilderness of Peru.

*New Haven, Connecticut, home of “The Tomb,” the occult Order of Skull & Bones, a city planned by its creators to be nine square with a skull & bones design at its heart, the town’s cemetery.

*The repulsive, breast-shaped building in Israel, complete with jets of milky-white water streaming down its sides, that houses the Dead Sea Scrolls.

*Where the rich and famous dwell—architectural secrets of the Rothschilds, the DuPonts, the Vanderbilts, the Morgans, the Astors, and other storied Illuminati bloodlines and dynasties.

*The fountain on the grounds of the Rothschild’s opulent Waddesdon Manor in Buckinghamshire, England, with its incredible sculpture of vicious sea beasts and serpents attacking and bringing horror to victims.

*Nude witches, drunken goat gods, and many other symbols of debauchery in statuary and carvings at some of the estates of the Illuminati’s most wealthy dynasties.

*The Egyptian obelisk that marks the grave of fabled billionaire Illuminati financier and oil mogul, John D. Rockefeller.

*The Imperial Eagle, goddess statues and mythological creatures at Rockefeller’s Kykuit Estate.

*George Washington’s mausoleum and tomb at Mount Vernon, proven to be architecturally designed as an Egyptian temple, complete with two obelisks, modeled after the palace of King Solomon’s Egyptian Queen.

*The streets of the United States capital, Washington, D.C., laid out in the design of satanic pentagrams and night owls.

*Witches conducting rituals for the earth at the Washington Monument in our nation’s capital.

*The devil gargoyle and “Darth Vader” Star Wars figure in stone at the gothic National Cathedral in Washington, D.C.

*The crypt room deep beneath the floor of the Rotunda at the U.S. Capitol.

*Phallic architecture of the Illuminati discovered in California, Florida, and around the world.

*Rothschild’s Illuminati legacy in the Holy Land—strange pyramids, obelisks, and the All-Seeing Eye erected in Israel.

All these are part of an elaborate hoax o!


13 thoughts on “The Illuminati: the biggest hoax of all time

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  2. wow they say illuminati is a hoax then has someone on here trying to get recruits? for what? and what information are you all giving and what exactly are you joining.


  3. If it’s a hoax why have there been so many mysterious celebrity deaths? Why is Hollywood promoting witchcraft, vampirism and satanism? Are dead celebrities really alive?


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