Weldone, the Chinese!

Another triumph! Not a spaceship to Venus or a car that runs on onions. But they’ve successfully built bridges, factories, hospitals, roads, stadiums, embassies, parliament buildings across Africa.
The Chinese will build anything, they just love building things.

But why are they in Africa? Is it because they love us? They see our poverty and want and they offer to help? We shouldn’t be afraid, they aren’t like the Europeans who came to Africa to enslave us, colonize us and then to exploit us. They have come out of the goodness of their hearts to help us build a brighter future.
Believe it or not, they’re not interested in our oil, our minerals.

Or maybe they desire the non-existent democracy in China and they want a feel of it here.

Do you know how many Chinese are in Africa? As of August 2007, there were an estimated 750,000 Chinese nationals working or living for extended periods in different African countries. That was 6 years ago! An estimated 200,000 ethnic Chinese live in South Africa. In a 2007 New York Times article, Chad Chamber of Commerce Director estimated an “influx of at least 40,000 Chinese in coming years” to Chad. As of 2006 as many as 40,000 Chinese lived in Namibia, an estimated 80,000 Chinese in Zambia and 50,000 Chinese in Nigeria. As many as 100,000 Chinese live and work across Angola. As of 2009 35,000 Chinese migrant workers lived in Algeria.

We should be expecting 300 million more to come. Its almost like there’s a secret plan to swarm Africa with Chinese people. A plan to turn Africa into a Chinese satellite. Noone can stop them, our politicians are already on their pay roll. We’ve got armies already being “assisted” by the Chinese, armed by the Chinese.

For all we know, they could be digging a tunnel from Beijing to Africa. When completed, the millions will emerge and take over all the countries one by one.

You call that nonesense?

Every bucket, drug, fan, PC, ruler, car, every bus, spoon, rug, bicycle and clothe would’ve been “Made in China”. Meanwhile, our ports would be packed with ships headed for China with our oil, minerals and money.

And we’l have to learn Mandarin and change our names. We’d have to learn Kung-fu. We’d have to like noodles and rice….wait, we already like noodles and rice! See, its happening!

Ridiculous? Brethren, look around you!

Kibadkingmad and Olushambles

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